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Great Bumper Sticker

Sugar doesn't have any horribly bad exes but this is still priceless

I RAN INTO MY EX YESTERDAY
SO I PUT IT IN REVERSE AND HIT HIM AGAIN!

Sunday

Sugar got wind that a friend of Honey (in the spirit of the blog Sugar will call her Laffy Taffy) knits up all sort of characters. Sugar loves her creations and coveted one for herself. Sugar was a bit nervous about Laffy Taffy getting into copyright infringement issues - doesn't the good book say

"lead us not into incarceration and deliver us from financial ruin"

or something like that?

Therefore Sugar made a request for the ultimate in uncopyrighted characters

And here he is in all of his Acrylicness

Sugar keeps him in her purse and when she sees folks who inquire "So what have you been up to?" Sugar whips him out and says "I've found Jesus" As well as appropriately thanking him

Sour Patch Kids say "let's go out to dinner" Thank you Jesus
Splenda calls and says "I just got a full ride scholarship!" Thank you Jesus

Now Sugar realizes this might be the first player in Sugar's little blog-drama who doesn't get christened with a blog-name, but in the spirit of reverence Sugar has for all of his four-inches of knotted glory (there Sugar goes again with the Cialis commercial material!) his name shall remainuth unaltered upon hern lips forever and ever. Really, Sugar doesn't want to incur his wrath for suggesting something he finds distasteful or unkosher (like Coconut or Wiener)

But if Sugar had to christen his perfection -

Tuesday

Beautiful Day

The Santa Ana winds have some value as they provide endlessly beautiful sunsets. Sugar and Sour Patch Kids went bike riding at the beach and FOR ONCE Sour Patch Kids got the better of Sugar, mainly because Sugar had what bikers call TMC

TOO MUCH CHEESE

Monday

Bless Us Oh Lord...

Last night at Sour Patch Kids' umpteenth birthday dinner our host requested that SPK "say grace" (SAY WHAT!!!) Sugar has learned from various religious rituals experienced with Sour Patch Kids that he never pays much attention, but really, how hard is it?

No exaggeration this was actually his prayer

"ble n lord nah yeah thee me her amen"

Sugar has a plan for next time. How about

"Thanks for the food dude!"

It would totally less humiliating.