or something like that?
Therefore Sugar made a request for the ultimate in uncopyrighted characters
And here he is in all of his Acrylicness
Sugar keeps him in her purse and when she sees folks who inquire "So what have you been up to?" Sugar whips him out and says "I've found Jesus" As well as appropriately thanking him
Sour Patch Kids say "let's go out to dinner" Thank you Jesus
Splenda calls and says "I just got a full ride scholarship!" Thank you Jesus
Now Sugar realizes this might be the first player in Sugar's little blog-drama who doesn't get christened with a blog-name, but in the spirit of reverence Sugar has for all of his four-inches of knotted glory (there Sugar goes again with the Cialis commercial material!) his name shall remainuth unaltered upon hern lips forever and ever. Really, Sugar doesn't want to incur his wrath for suggesting something he finds distasteful or unkosher (like Coconut or Wiener)
But if Sugar had to christen his perfection -