Last night at Sour Patch Kids' umpteenth birthday dinner our host requested that SPK "say grace" (SAY WHAT!!!) Sugar has learned from various religious rituals experienced with Sour Patch Kids that he never pays much attention, but really, how hard is it?
No exaggeration this was actually his prayer
"ble n lord nah yeah thee me her amen"
Sugar has a plan for next time. How about
"Thanks for the food dude!"
It would totally less humiliating.