Long's Drugs

OK so Sugar has had all sorts of bloggable experiences of late but she just can't get her ass in gear. Que Sera. Mais cette experience truely stands out in what passes for Sugar's mind.

WARNING TO SPLENDA AND HONEY - DISCUSSIONS OF THE NETHER REGIONS

Alright onwardawah....

So Sugar goes into the drug store to get some Preperation H - Not because Sugar has flamming ass, but because Sugar has heard that this is a great wrinkle cream. Sugar looked in all the obvious places - with the zit creams, with the wart creams, with the toe fungus creams. Do you think it would be in any of the obvious places?? Hell no.

Sugar even calld her BFF (in the spirit of the blog Sugar will call her Raisinettes.). Raisinettes suggested some other locations, Sugar searchd each and everyone of them, but to no avail.

Do you notice that when one is shopping for unspeakables -

ALL OF A SUDDEN THE WHOLE WORLD WANTS TO HELP YOU!

For instance, there was this creepy medication jockey buzzing around the store but there was no way Sugar was going to ASK FOR PREPERATION H!!!!! Good god, Sugar would have had to look him in all four of his eyes and go on and on about how Sugar didn't have flamming ass, but Sugar's has wrinkles, but not that badley yet, sorry if you can't tell with those peepers of yours, etc.

So anywho Sugar got pissed and decided to stomp out of the store. Now all of a sudden Sugar couldn't find anyone who was interested. Which was dissappointing becasue Sugar really wanted to make eyes contact with the clerk so she could say "You know kiss my blistered ass - oops - I mean my wrinkled eyes!!!"